Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Hump Day Humor

This is one of those dripping sweet email jokes we get all the time. I thought the photos in this one were very good. The real punch line is at the bottom. Such a GREAT use of the tax dollars of the residents of Oregon.

1.)Brush twice a day!


2.)Dress right for the weather.

3.)Visit the dentist regularly.

4.)Get plenty of rest.


5.)Make sure your hair is dry before going outside.


6.)Eat right.

7.)Get outside in the sun every once in a while.

8.)Always wear a seatbelt.


9.)Control your drinking of alcoholic beverages.



10.)Smile! It will make you feel better.



11.)Don't over indulge yourself.



12.)Bathe regularly.


13.) Read to exercise the brain.


14.)Surround yourself with friends.



15.)Stay away from too much caffeine.


16.)Use the bathroom regularly.

17.)Get plenty of exercise.


18.)Have your eyes checked regularly.


19.)Eat plenty of vegetables.


20.)Believe that people will like you for who you are.


21.)Forgive and forget.



22.)Take plenty of vacations.


23.)Celebrate all special occasions.


24.) Pick up a hobby.


25.)Love your neighbor as yourself.

Do all these things and you will be a happier, healthier person!


This e-mail is a public record of the City of Beaverton and is subject to public disclosure unless exempt from disclosure under Oregon Public Records Law.

5 comments:

dot said...

That was cute!

Oliver Rain said...

Adorable. Such sweetness makes my day

lisaschaos said...

Those lightened up my evening. :)

storyteller said...

These are just too cute for words!!! Methinks I’ll add a link to these in my Smiley Saturday post tomorrow so others can see them too. Thanks for sharing ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Tina Coruth said...

I'm glad I clicked on the link from Storyteller's post! This is hilarious and sweet all at the same time. Thank you!!!!

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