Happy Valentines Day

These are some marriage zingers I received in a long ago email. I hope they don't spoil your Valentines Day with your honey.

"The secret of a happy marriage? It remains a secret."
-- Comedian Henny Youngman

"Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."
-- Comic Billy Connelly

"A woman asked her husband to go to the video store and get Scent of a Woman. Her husband came back with A Fish Called Wanda."
-- Anonymous

"Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"
-- Anonymous

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
-- Comedian Rodney Dangerfield

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