Dear Sir, Madame or Dumb Ass,
As you can see from the enclosed documents, THERE IS NO BALANCE DUE ON THIS ACCOUNT!!!
Your claim $117.00 10/01/08
Patient Savings – that’s me 73.98 10/15/08
Paid by Insurance 38.72 10/15/08
Paid by Patient 4.30 12/21/08
Total Due 0.00 now or ever
I look forward to hearing that you agree with this assessment.
Thank you for your time.